(a/k/a Chris Brown Syndrome) As previously examined, Jessica Alba Syndrome is a neurological condition that strikes males in their late-20’s (a/k/a pushing marrying age) and post-divorce (a/k/a midlife crisis), causing them…
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Men like taking pictures of their feet. Dear God, Are you there? It’s me, P. Charlotte. I’m just wondering… Why do men like to post pictures of their feet on Tinder?…
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When men want to get laid, they are limited creatively. When swiping (a/k/a “Tindering”), if you come across the photo of a man who piques your interest (as in you would…
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FOR SERIOUS EMERGENCIES UNTIL FURTHERER HELP (AKA GIRLFRIENDS) ARRIVE * Sees’ Molasses Chips * Butterfingers candy bar * Dark chocolate dipped in peanut butter * Finger dipped in peanut butter *…
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It’s Raining Men! The first thing I learned on Tinder is that there are a lot of single men, age 45 and older, within a fifty-mile radius of my house in…
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“Single mom, writer, and community service maven seeks kind, compassionate, intelligent, funny man, steady in his life – to exchange witty banter, clever repartee, and perhaps see where it leads. Tall…
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***WARNING!*** BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, WE MUST DISCUSS SAFETY: STUPID GIRLS (a.k.a P. Charlotte being not so funny because she loves you) (a.k.a Watch, “Looking For Mr. Goodbar!”) Because I,…
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After too much experience on Tinder, I have gleaned the essence of the perfect profile—something that will increase your odds of attracting a man who is halfway decent and better than…
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***WARNING*** This recipe is extremely DANGEROUS. Prepare AT YOUR OWN RISK. This warning shall indemnify ME of any and all lawsuits due to possible explosion resulting from YOU preparing this…
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* Cream and mix in order: 1 cup butter (softened) 1 cup packed brown sugar ¾ cup sugar 1 t. salt 2 large eggs 1 ½ t. vanilla 2 ½ cups…
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The Broken Heart DietPopcorn Tooth-Fuckers (because you may as well lose a crown while you are at it)
* Prepare bag of microwave popcorn with extra salt and butter. * Add box of “Sugar Babies” candy directly to popcorn bag while still hot. (NOTE: “Sugar Babies” are an old-timey…