* Cream and mix in order:
1 cup butter (softened)
1 cup packed brown sugar
¾ cup sugar
1 t. salt
2 large eggs
1 ½ t. vanilla
2 ½ cups flour
1 ¼ t. baking soda
2 cups chopped walnuts (optional)
3 cups chocolate chips
* Stand over sink and eat raw dough.
NOTE: Once sufficiently nauseous, you may bake balls of dough at 375° for around 12 minutes. Give baked cookies to children or friends. After all, who the fuck wants baked cookie dough.
